Jokes

[Ausra]

Doctor:
-Miss, sorry to tell you this will not be pleasurable. Are you ready?
Patent:
-Yes.
Doctor:
-That will be 2000 pounds.

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Now..sit down..and think about something nice..
about something that made you smile not long ago..
Smile......
Come on,..is that a smile?! SMILE..like this
Lets see if you can smile even stronger..for me Smile Smile Smile!!
Ok, that's better..
Now...
Sit like this till next Christmas

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[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
leena!
leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
to!
to who?
to Whom!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Señor!
Señor who?
Seen your underpants!

[tjommo]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you??