Talking Dog

[Pilgrim22]

A guy is driving around
the back woods near Petawawa and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house:
'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and
the owner appears and tells him the dog is in
the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young. I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most
valuable spies for eight years running. But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired.'

The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s**t.

[dawnmc]

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