Blonde joke

[Grizzly Bear]

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night..
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'

She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it switched on or off?'





A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. '


They're watch dogs!!!



A policeman pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the rozzer pulled down his window, turned on his loud speaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

[puzzymunkle]

Thanks for those, I need to laugh

[chris lowe]

[Kevs_dreams]

brunette: I'll be the first one to step on Mars!
ginger: And I'll be the first ginger to step on Venus.

Blonde: Well I'll be the first blondee to step on the Sun!!!

brunette: But...you'll be burn!

Blonde: Don't be stupid, I'll go there at night!