IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Randburg

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751
Type of diabetes
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Dislikes
Grey Cats
Artery: The study of paintings.

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

Barium: What doctors do when patients die?

Benign: What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan: Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

Coma: A punctuation mark.

Dilate: To live long.

Enema: Not a friend.

Fibula: A small lie.

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

Node: I knew it.

Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

Post Operative: A letter carrier.

Secretion: Hiding something.

Seizure: Roman emperor.

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour: One plus one more.

Urine: Opposite of you're out.
And my personal favourite…

2 Contraceptives: To be sure, to be sure. :angelic: :happy:
 
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NotSoSweet2

Well-Known Member
Messages
251
Type of diabetes
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Dislikes
Rudeness, tv soaps.
Artery: The study of paintings.

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

Barium: What doctors do when patients die?

Benign: What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan: Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

Coma: A punctuation mark.

Dilate: To live long.

Enema: Not a friend.

Fibula: A small lie.

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

Node: I knew it.

Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

Post Operative: A letter carrier.

Secretion: Hiding something.

Seizure: Roman emperor.

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour: One plus one more.

Urine: Opposite of you're out.
And my personal favourite…

2 Contraceptives: To be sure, to be sure. :angelic: :happy: