Room 101 (like the TV prog)

[MrsB]

I know.
I have learned to accept my dark side.
Other people don't find it quite such fun.

A dark side is a very good thing to have. Makes people much more worth getting to know.

Give me someone with a sick and twisted sense of humour any day over strait laced sensible ones. In fact, I vote some of these 'sensible' people should be chucked in just coz we can mwahahaha

 

[Pipp]

Ooh.

I hope this thread is still running for Xmas... The potential is mind boggling...

It'll be like Father Christmas vomited in 101.

Yes, especially if the old git starts turning up in retail outlets in October.

 

[Pipp]

I hold my hands up to being a major fidget. Bouncing legs usually. Apparently some report somewhere stated that people like me burn off an extra 300 calories a day because of it. It's my excuse fir not doing more exercise usually but I know it drives MrB mad. Especially as our 7 yr old son also does it lol

An amnesty for MrsB. Leg twitching must be difficult right now, and if it is used as a method of annoying MrB, then surely it should be exempt.

 

[MrsB]

An amnesty for MrsB. Leg twitching must be difficult right now, and if it is used as a method of annoying MrB, then surely it should be exempt.

I haven't sat at a table in over 2 weeks now. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms, and a bit chunky

 

[Pipp]

A dark side is a very good thing to have. Makes people much more worth getting to know.

Give me someone with a sick and twisted sense of humour any day over strait laced sensible ones. In fact, I vote some of these 'sensible' people should be chucked in just coz we can mwahahaha

Humourless people definitely. But leave out the ones that don't like cruel jokes that target individuals or rely on dated stereotypes.

 

[MrsB]

Humourless people definitely. But leave out the ones that don't like cruel jokes that target individuals or rely on dated stereotypes.

Sounds good to me. I hope I'm never that heartless (or if I accidentally am then hopefully someone will tell me so I can grovel in apology)

 

[Lesleywo]

Yes, especially if the old git starts turning up in retail outlets in October.

Maybe the Trick or Treat kids in Room 101 could Egg him?

 

[Pipp]

I double like this @Lesleywo

If they waited till boxing day they could egg him with the early easter eggs.

 

[Lamont D]

Maybe the Trick or Treat kids in Room 101 could Egg him?

Can the kids who never turned up at my doorstep and never took the treats after the wife had prepared them for the little ......?!!

 

[Brunneria]

There are two certain things about Halloween:

1. If I buy sweets and treats, then no one will knock on the door.
2. If I don't buy sweets and treats, the little sugarholics will be ringing the doorbell constantly.

 

[Pipp]

There are two certain things about Halloween:

1. If I buy sweets and treats, then no one will knock on the door.
2. If I don't buy sweets and treats, the little sugarholics will be ringing the doorbell constantly.

Which is where my CCTV camera on the front door comes in handy. No need to buy sweeties for the little beggars, because I don't answer the door to them.

While we are at it, all forms of children demanding money or treats should go in. Trick or treat, penny for the guy, and carol singers, all of whom are trying to intimidate people into handing over rewards not deserved or earned.

 

[Lesleywo]

I double like this @Lesleywo

If they waited till boxing day they could egg him with the early easter eggs.

YES! Great idea! And the greedy retailers who order more Easter Eggs than they can sell, then get stuck with 'em and try to sell 'em cheap after Easter and nobody wants 'em ... they can go in as well

 

[Lesleywo]

Can the kids who never turned up at my doorstep and never took the treats after the wife had prepared them for the little ......?!!

Yes, selfish little shites! And to leave sweets in a diabetic's house as well ... double selfish... in they go ..

 

[Pipp]

YES! Great idea! And the greedy retailers who order more Easter Eggs than they can sell, then get stuck with 'em and try to sell 'em cheap after Easter and nobody wants 'em ... they can go in as well

I want them, but best not to eat them.

 

[Lamont D]

YES! Great idea! And the greedy retailers who order more Easter Eggs than they can sell, then get stuck with 'em and try to sell 'em cheap after Easter and nobody wants 'em ... they can go in as well

Can the chocolate flavour Easter eggs go in as well. Cheap & nasty! Yuk!

 

[Pipp]

Can the chocolate flavour Easter eggs go in as well. Cheap & nasty! Yuk!

Not the Green and Black ones.

 

[Lamont D]

I looked for 80% eggs at Easter. Rather have them than any colour ones!

 

[Pipp]

I looked for 80% eggs at Easter. Rather have them than any colour ones!

Don't be daft, nosher. You know what I meant.

I even confess to enjoying the occasional Cadbury egg.

 

[Pipp]

Unexpected visitors, who expect you to be pleased to see them and feed them, even if you had something much more important to do.

Why don't the inconsiderate wretches phone first? At least that would give you time to make up an excuse to be out.

 

[Pipp]

Unexpected visitors, who expect you to be pleased to see them and feed them, even if you had something much more important to do.

Why don't the inconsiderate wretches phone first? At least that would give you time to make up an excuse to be out.

Or if you did want to see them it would give you time to get out of your pyjamas, and put your false teeth in, and hide the empty wine bottles.