What are the things that your loved ones say

[semiphonic]

That REALLY wind you up?

My wife never makes me test my bloods, but if I get grumpy, she ALWAYS says, "do you need to eat?"!!!!!

 

[Mud Island Dweller]

My other half saying "Just take it easy, chill" if l text or phone l am having a really busy or bad day at work. *** l want a moan not some bloke not there saying take it easy!!!

 

[Sancho panza]

Why are you watching this rubbish ?

Usually when watching some documentary which is her way of saying eastenders or some such tedium is about to start.

 

[noblehead]

Your turn to clean the kitchen

 

[Bluetit1802]

"Should you be eating that?"

 

[Mud Island Dweller]

Bluetit mine still offers me without thinking oh do you want some .... (cake or other forbidden item)
...l have brought a new level of expertise to "The Silent Look" when it sinks in he blushes and apologises

 

[Jojorid]

My other half has so far bought everything I need to avoid , all high carb stuff , he does eat a lot of it and drinks gallons of coke , hasn't had his blood tested in years , don't think it's sunk into him yet :/

 

[Janiept]

Potatoes are vegetables - They're Healthy! Grrr.

 

[Kat100]

Reminding me not to loose things ...like my bag when out shopping ...I walked round for about an hour , wondering what was missing , Thank goodness it was still in the changing room ...I am obsessed with checking things now ....

 

[Lamont D]

'Havent you done that yet?'

 

[Lamont D]

Cuppa please by txt!!

 

[Scandichic]

I live with 3 very messy people. We look like we've been burgled. As a consequence, things go missing fairly regularly. I will be on my way to school when I need the car keys.....
What's the matter?
Did you take the keys?
Can't remember/no..
I can't find them!
Well where did you have them last?
Well if I knew that, they wouldn't be ****** lost!

 

[Scandichic]

Mr Scandi says I need to tell you all that I'm incredibly accident prone and the phrase he dreads the most is" I've had a bit of an accident!'
So much so that my brotherinlaw calls me cartoon accident girl!

 

[Brunneria]

Apparently it sends shivers down Mr B's spine when I say
'Ive been thinking...'
Can't imagine why.

The line he uses that gets me every time is
'It'll be alright.'
Because I know that is code for 'if I bury my head in the sand and pretend we don't need to deal with this, it might just go away.Yeah, that worked so well with the boiler rattle (£2,000), and the frozen shoulder (5 years of pain).

 

[Scandichic]

Apparently it sends shivers down Mr B's spine when I say
'Ive been thinking...'
Can't imagine why.

The line he uses that gets me every time is
'It'll be alright.'
Because I know that is code for 'if I bury my head in the sand and pretend we don't need to deal with this, it might just go away.Yeah, that worked so well with the boiler rattle (£2,000), and the frozen shoulder (5 years of pain).

Funnily enough Mr Scandi identifies with this one. He says what about " I've had a bit of an idea....."

 

[Enclave]

Let's talk .... And if you don't stab yourself, I will stab you (for BG testing)
Also she will shout "I am fine" just after a big crash in another room .. I just get the car keys as "I am fine" from the wife often means .. I have just took a tumble and broken an arm, leg or something else.

 

[chris lowe]

Are you going to change (just before going out when I've got what I'm wearing on) or why are you putting make up, we're not going anywhere. Or, whenever I get a text or a phone call it's who's that? Last time I told him it was the Coastguard wanting to know if the coast was clear.

 

[WeeWillie]

Are you OK. (up there in the pc room)

I think she's concerned I pop my clogs up here.
Poor soul, she's worried, but then again...perhaps not.

Perhaps she can't wait!!!!! ...
Mmmm, hadn't thought about that.


weewillie

 

[Kathryn_Southern]

"Do you always need to take so much time to get ready?" (even when I'm ready before him!)

 

[chris lowe]

Anyway, we are out tonight so I'm going to change and touch up the slap before we go.