Worst Christmas present

[chris lowe]

Brunneria's Cushion. Outed and Uncut .


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Signy

Thats Grumpy Cat, apparently he's made millions for his owner. His grumpy face is due to his jaw being deformed.

 

[Brunneria]

Brunneria's Cushion. Outed and Uncut .


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Signy

Ha!
Not even close to the true horror!

 

[donnellysdogs]

Got to change to BEST present I have ever had!!!!

From a customer with other exclusive toileteries n kitchenware gifts too!

Sorry to take off course, but I bet the Queen doesn't give her staff Prada for Christmas!!

Isn't that such a wonderful present!!!!

 

[donnellysdogs]

I am just so lucky!!!! Can't help but scream and shout about this present being the BEST ever!!

I actually need a purse!! The card was from another person! The card I was given by this customer with the Prada had me in tears that she had taken the time to write such lovely comments.

I just feel so overwhelmed by such kindness...

 

[Nuthead]

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I am just so lucky!!!! Can't help but scream and shout about this present being the BEST ever!!

I actually need a purse!! The card was from another person! The card I was given by this customer with the Prada had me in tears that she had taken the time to write such lovely comments

I just feel so overwhelmed by such kindness...

Probably a knock off.

 

[Brunneria]

Probably a knock off.
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@donnellysdogs

Humph. I should splat him for that ridiculous comment. Pah!
As if he could spot a real one! Pah Pah Pah!

 

[Nuthead]

@donnellysdogs

Humph. I should splat him for that ridiculous comment. Pah!
As if he could spot a real one! Pah Pah Pah!

Me thinks your a bit GREEN.

 

[Brunneria]

Me thinks your a bit GREEN.

Just a wee bit.

 

[donnellysdogs]

Probably a knock off.
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Definitely not a knock off!!

Does anybody know what I'm meant to use these for??

Only about two inches across for the smallest!

 

[Nuthead]

Target practice ??

 

[Heathenlass]

Ha!
Not even close to the true horror!
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OMG!,


Signy

 

[Brunneria]

OMG!,


Signy

I farted on the cat cushion, once.

Obviously, this was difficult for me, being an epitome of femininininity and charm, and sticky up little fingers, while holding my teacup.

But since then, I have it facing the back of the chair.
The back is plain green.
Which is a relief.

Edited to add the red text. For obvious reasons.

 

[Pipp]

Ha!
Not even close to the true horror!
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Hahahahahahaha! This has to win the prize!

 

[Janiept]

I farted on the cat, once.

Obviously, this was difficult for me, being an epitome of femininininity and charm, and sticky up little fingers, while holding my teacup.

But since then, I have it facing the back of the chair.
The back is plain green.
Which is a relief.

No,No, No. This isn't possible. Brunneria the number 1 class act on the forum..........farting. Surely not.
Another illusion shattered

 

[Brunneria]

No,No, No. This isn't possible. Brunneria the number 1 class act on the forum..........farting. Surely not.
Another illusion shattered

It took some real work.
But I managed it in the end.

Although it was, of course, a silent, non-aromatic, ladylike fart.

 

[Pipp]

I farted on the cat cushion, once.

Obviously, this was difficult for me, being an epitome of femininininity and charm, and sticky up little fingers, while holding my teacup.

But since then, I have it facing the back of the chair.
The back is plain green.
Which is a relief.

Edited to add the red text. For obvious reasons.

The cushion cat or a real cat? Shame on you!

 

[Brunneria]

The cushion cat or a real cat? Shame on you!

Oh, don't worry.
Producing the one fart was traumatic enough.

I don't think I have it in me to muster another, so the cat is safe.


And if you believe that, then I have a pig hovering overhead that needs a new home...

 

[Pipp]

Oh, don't worry.
Producing the one fart was traumatic enough.

I don't think I have it in me to muster another, so the cat is safe.


And if you believe that, then I have a pig hovering overhead that needs a new home...

Hey, just saw your thread about new puppy. Does she need to do some teething? I know just the thing for her to chew.

 

[Mike d]

That is one ugly cushion Brun

Horrible is too nice a word

 

[Brunneria]

Hey, just saw your thread about new puppy. Does she need to do some teething? I know just the thing for her to chew.

Now that idea has some real potential...