How rude of me, I never even introduced myself properly.
- Include a photo here if you wish to - see profile pic. I'm not usually that blurry in real life, although it has been known.
- What is your name? - Carols Fandango. Ha ha ha, no, of course it isn't. My real name is Jeremy Sparklepants
- How old are you? - 43. Why thank you, yes, I don't look it, do I? You're very kind.
- Are you male or female? - Yes
- Which country are you from? - UK, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, England, Britain, GB, that one just below Scotland.
- Which city/area do you live in? - I live in the cityarea of London.
- Are you religious? - In absolutely no way at all. So help me God.
- Pick three words to describe your personality - id, ego, superego
- Do you have any pets? - I keep things in cages, but I wouldn't call them 'pets', exactly. 'Experiments', maybe.
- Microsoft or Apple? - Neither. Amstrad all the way, baby.
- Which sport(s) (if any) do you like/play? - Tennis, golf, tenpin bowling, canoeing, skydiving, table tennis, wakeboarding, cycling. I love my Wii.
- Do you get angry easily? - HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT??!!
- Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so, where? - I have a tattoo on my piercing.
- List your five favourite musicians/bands - this is literally impossible.
- What would you say your favourite music genre is? - see above
- What is your favourite flag? - "I've never figured out the advantage of living in Switzerland, although I guess the flag's a big plus".
- Ever gone camping? - Yup. I even have a campervan.
- Ever been in love? - Are you coming on to me?
- Ever used fake tan? - Are you coming on to me?
- Which countries have you visited? - Just Switzerland, because I heard that the flag is etc etc.
- Favourite city? - I don't like to have a favourite city because i find all the other cities get very jealous.
- List your five favourite TV programmes. - No, shan't.
- List your five favourite films - this also is literally impossible
- Are you wealthy? - beyond the dreams of avarice, yes.
- Do you work? If so, as what? - i do work yes. But you can bet I'll break down just after my guarantee runs out.
- List the subjects you study/have studied - making lists, studying the making of lists, list study, and 'how to make lists - an easy study'.
- What do you like most about yourself? - my vast and almost endless amount of money, my god-like physique and all of the amazing work i do for charity.
- What do you like least about yourself? - my urge to compulsively lie.