Confucius say ...

[chris lowe]

Confucius Say:
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy

Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.

 

[myrio]

confucius say
man with hole in pocket
feels cocky all day

 

[Mozi]

Confucius say
He who follows my path, smells my fart.

 

[Robinredbreast]

Confucius Say:
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy

Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.

Just brilliant Chris and I can definitely relate to the last one

 

[chris lowe]

Confucious say
Man who take Viagra and ExLax
Doesn't know if he's coming or going

 

[jay hay-char]

Confucious say:

"Man who put willy in biscuit barrel
must be f*****g crackers".

 

[zbd]

Confucious say:
Naughty woman cook beans and peas in same pot