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- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
I'm kidding. But wouldn't it be nice:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40506573
A diabetic walks into their doc's office.
"It's Christmas. I can't have mince pies, goose-fat roasted spuds, stuffing or Christmas Pud. At least let me enjoy some brandy butter and fancy Chantilly cream. There's a shortage, you know."
"Mmmmm, I see," murmurs the doc, "And you'll be eating your butter and cream with..?"
"My family. They're terrible people. They'll carb load until they're all hyper, then pass out after lunch for three hours and I'll be left alone to watch The Queen and Morcambe and Wise."
"And cream and butter will get you through this crisis?"
"Absolutely."
"Fine. Here's a prescription. Present it at the check out at any major superstore."
"... on repeat?"
"Get out."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40506573
A diabetic walks into their doc's office.
"It's Christmas. I can't have mince pies, goose-fat roasted spuds, stuffing or Christmas Pud. At least let me enjoy some brandy butter and fancy Chantilly cream. There's a shortage, you know."
"Mmmmm, I see," murmurs the doc, "And you'll be eating your butter and cream with..?"
"My family. They're terrible people. They'll carb load until they're all hyper, then pass out after lunch for three hours and I'll be left alone to watch The Queen and Morcambe and Wise."
"And cream and butter will get you through this crisis?"
"Absolutely."
"Fine. Here's a prescription. Present it at the check out at any major superstore."
"... on repeat?"
"Get out."