A good friend of mine took his little boy to one side and asked him if he knew about the birds and the bees?
"I don't want to know!" The little lad said, bursting into tears.
Confused, my mate asked what's wrong?
"Oh, Dad," The little feller sobbed, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
"I don't want to know!" The little lad said, bursting into tears.
Confused, my mate asked what's wrong?
"Oh, Dad," The little feller sobbed, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
