- Messages
- 746
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
Revised Alphabet:
Ais for apple, andBis for boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said. But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
NowTheAlphabet:
A'sfor arthritis;B'sthe bad back,C'sthe chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?
Dis for dental decay and decline,Eis for eyesight, can't read that top line!
Fis for farting and fluid retention,Gis for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.
Hhigh blood pressure--I'd rather it low;Ifor incisions with scars you can show.
Jis for joints, out of socket, won't mend,Kis for knees that crack when they bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex?Mis for memory, I forget what comes next.
Nis neuralgia, in nerves way down low;Ois for osteo, bones that don't grow!
Pfor prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu?Ris for reflux, one meal turns to two.
Sis for sleepless nights, counting my fears,Tis for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
Uis for urinary; troubles with flow;Vfor vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
Wfor worry, now what's going 'round?Xis for X ray, and what might be found.
Yfor another year I'm left here behind,Zis for zest I still have-- in my mind!
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
HAVE A GREAT DAY !
Ais for apple, andBis for boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said. But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
NowTheAlphabet:
A'sfor arthritis;B'sthe bad back,C'sthe chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?
Dis for dental decay and decline,Eis for eyesight, can't read that top line!
Fis for farting and fluid retention,Gis for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.
Hhigh blood pressure--I'd rather it low;Ifor incisions with scars you can show.
Jis for joints, out of socket, won't mend,Kis for knees that crack when they bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex?Mis for memory, I forget what comes next.
Nis neuralgia, in nerves way down low;Ois for osteo, bones that don't grow!
Pfor prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu?Ris for reflux, one meal turns to two.
Sis for sleepless nights, counting my fears,Tis for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
Uis for urinary; troubles with flow;Vfor vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
Wfor worry, now what's going 'round?Xis for X ray, and what might be found.
Yfor another year I'm left here behind,Zis for zest I still have-- in my mind!
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
HAVE A GREAT DAY !
