New CEO.

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The business was not doing very well so the board, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a man leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the man, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the man $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that idle oaf did here?"

There was silence for a moment, then from across the room a voice said, "He's a pizza delivery guy from Domino's."