The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

Thommothebear

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Welcome to the Polar Bear Inn, we are now fully stocked with all forms of virtual ale, lagers, spirits and wines, plus the odd bag of pork scratchings. All our mixers are guaranteed sugar free. Prices are low and all drinks are calorie and carb free.

No swearing, spitting or selling kitchens allowed.

Name your poison, the first one is on the house




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Mine's a glass of chilled white Chardonnay - buttery finish and lightly Oaked. Do you serve food? Lol!
 
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Oh yes, the jukebox is free, by some magic of technology has every tune ever recorded since the invention of the gramophone but you are only permitted to select three songs at a time.


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Scandichic said:
Mine's a glass of chilled white Chardonnay - buttery finish and lightly Oaked. Do you serve food? Lol!
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chardonnay, we have oaked or unoaked, French, Australian or New Zealand and some cheeky new South Africans too. i recommend the Australians right now.

We are working in the menu right now, any requests?


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Will Shakespeare walks into the pub-the landlord shouts "OI!!! I told you before-You're bard!!" :woot:
 
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free? hmmmm ill have a bottle of champagne please barkeep!

may i request "fun" "one foot" ?

do you have a big screen tv? the football is on sky
 
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for future reference, and for my second drink..... do you have tap water?
 
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Thommothebear said:
Welcome to the Polar Bear Inn, we are now fully stocked with all forms of virtual ale, lagers, spirits and wines, plus the odd bag of pork scratchings. All our mixers are guaranteed sugar free. Prices are low and all drinks are calorie and carb free.

No swearing, spitting or selling kitchens allowed.

Name your poison, the first one is on the house




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Good evening landlord and thank you for the warm welcome. I love the real fire crackling in that stunning fireplace, the wonderful scent of apple wood masks the smell of fresh paint! As you are so generous with the offer of a free drink....I'll have a large Glen Turret please, with a splash of spring water. Hopefully it'll be busy in here soon so I'll grab a seat by the fire and wait for company to arrive.......Your very good health, landlord! Cheers ;)
 
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