I had made the decision now to implement it. I gathered the family and sat them down (they do make you nervous when they stand over you!). "Right" I said, in my most authoritarian tone. "I have bought the last white loaf that I will ever buy."
I waited for the arguments, I waited for the huffing and puffing and I waited for the slamming of doors/stomping upstairs etc.
Youngest just shrugged his shoulders and then asked if that meant he could give me less board! I was nervous about the middlun, he holds the title of Toast King hereabouts, he replied that it was OK as long as I bought more Burgen!
I had geared myself up for a ruckus, no such thing so I was left a bit deflated. They seem to have taken on board the simple fact that whatever your status lowering carb intake is a stonking good idea.
Round one to me. Round two will be takeaways. Any bets?
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