Now for a proper one:
ATTENTION!: All available American aircrew airborne in amphibious aircraft at appropriate altitudes above Amsterdam, are asked to attempt ambitious aerial acrobatics, afterwards alighting at an approved Angolan airfield, allowing amassed accredited aerobatics assessors to appraise all aeronautical antics and allocate appropriate accolades. All aviators achieving abundant approbation are awarded an apple, an annuity, and an amazing amount of applause from an appreciative audience of admiring aerogeeks.