Marz Barr, I can just imagine what a forum chat room would be like....
fergus: I'm loving low-carb right now!
ally5555: stop it fergus, it's not right!
fergus: I wonder if there's anything in the world better than low-carb!
ally5555: fergus, I'm sending you a baked potato in the post. Try to eat at least half of it.
fergus: NO ally! - don't send me a baked potato in the post. I don't want a baked potato!
ally5555: I had a low-carb patient in the other day. I force fed him with a potato.
fergus: You can't do that ally, it's not right!
ally5555: But I cured him fergus, now he's as right as rain!
fergus: I bet he's not, I bet he's fat and hyperglycemic!
ally5555: I'm putting a stamp on the potato now, I'll post it to you first thing in the morning.
fergus: ally, I've moved house and I've taped up my letterbox!
ally5555: Sit tight fergus, the carbs are on their way!
fergus: oh God.