Eating rules for diabetics.

[catherinecherub]

Have a read through this and see if you have any comments to make,

http://www.diabetesmellitus-information ... abetes.htm

 

[meisonlyme]

I don't understand, why as a diabetic can I not have a drink with my meal (of any kind!)??

Also how am I meant to eat at regular normal times, but then have 6small meals a day instead of 3normal ones??

I find those rules very confusing :?

 

[catherinecherub]

It was the no talking and being stress free that got me. :shock:

 

[meisonlyme]

Yes that also got me as well!

If I wasn't allowed to be in any of the states of feeling before eating, I dont think I would get to eat half the time!!

And talking during eating makes it more sociable, plus I just dont think I could keep quiet for that long :lol:

 

[carty]

Has anyone read the bit about flies bees and ants? Iam going ouy for fly spray my loo must be under attack

 

[dragongirl]

My god, the English is somewhat lacking. And a "balanced diet of no more than 15g a day" - it doesn't specify what! But it aint much! And eating energy giving foods such as apple and "drunk fruit juices" - well, do they wobble around?? I shouldn't laugh. My Indian/Japanese/Hungarian or whatever isn't that good either. But it made me giggle.
DG

 

[carty]

No alcohol but drowning in water but not with the 6 meals what a way to go

 

[bufferz]

and why cant i eat raw fruit and veg together? what about tomatoes, what are they classed as?

 

[catherinecherub]

I remember being at school and sitting down to lunch.
Anyone who was caught talking was pulled away from the table by their ear and the nuns that taught us did this. It really hurt and it happened to me often. We were then sent to the headmistress and given the cane. Happy days. :lol: :lol:
I fancy some of that drunk juice though :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Synonym]

I read this out to my family and we had a good giggle! Thank you Catherine. :lol:

 

[hanadr]

Check out the comments

 

[carty]

The 100 per cent glucose comment is a killer! Should we reply?

 

[noblehead]

Two words:-


Complete Rubbish!


Nigel

 

[jopar]

It's hysterical :lol: :lol:

Until

You realise that some plonker out there would totally take what is written as complete fact :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

Follow and promote it...


Perhaps we need to suggest a Chew-carb ratio..

10g of carbs needs to be chewed 75 times before swallowing :lol: :lol:

 

[CarbsRok]

y

 

[noblehead]

Please tell me this was written/published on April 1st :lol: :lol:
I wonder how many plonkers believed what was written :roll:

I don't think it is CarbsRok, and sadly like many things in life, people are easily misled and will duly follow without question!

Nigel

 

[catherinecherub]

Some more gems from the same site for weight loss,

http://www.diabetesmellitus-information ... medies.htm

According to this you can eat horse for breakfast as long as it has been "SOAPED" overnight. :lol: :lol:
Then there is following the principles of Fletcherism. This even mentions about which side of your mouth you chew on. :lol: :lol:

Here is an article about Fletcher.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Fletcher

 

[sue32]

HAAAA!!!! :lol: Just read that 'article' - and I use the term loosely!! What a load of tosh. I'd like to meet the person that devised all that and I sympathise with the person who follows it. Where did they get that info from? The dark ages? It gave me a good laugh anyway!!

 

[Jenni_1984]

this has got to be a case of 'lost in translation'. I love things like this as it is obviously translated word for word rather than looking at what is being said. To be fair though, when I am eating it is about the only time that I am ever quiet

 

[Garfield]

Are you posters telling us that you don't believe a single word of those rules, how could you? :lol: :lol: