Boots

Pura Vida

Well-Known Member
Messages
746
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
The Winter Boots (Anyone who has

ever dressed a child will love this)


Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?


He asked for help and she could see why.


Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.


By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.


She almost cried when the little boy said,

'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'She looked, and sure enough, they were.


Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.


She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.


He then announced,

'These aren't my boots'She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,

'Why didn't you say so?'

like she wanted to.


Once again, she struggled to help

him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.


No sooner had they got the boots

off when he said,


'They're my brother's boots.

But my Mom made

me wear 'em today.'Now she didn't know if she

should laugh or cry.


But she mustered up what grace

and courage she had left to

wrestle the boots BACK

onto his feet again.


Helping him into his coat, she asked,

'Now, where are your mittens?'He said,

'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots...'



She'll be eligible for parole in three years.

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peterjones6000

Well-Known Member
Messages
147
Type of diabetes
Type 3c
Treatment type
Insulin
Dislikes
Miserable people
The Winter Boots (Anyone who has

ever dressed a child will love this)


Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?


He asked for help and she could see why.


Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.


By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.


She almost cried when the little boy said,

'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'She looked, and sure enough, they were.


Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.


She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.


He then announced,

'These aren't my boots'She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,

'Why didn't you say so?'

like she wanted to.


Once again, she struggled to help

him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.


No sooner had they got the boots

off when he said,


'They're my brother's boots.

But my Mom made

me wear 'em today.'Now she didn't know if she

should laugh or cry.


But she mustered up what grace

and courage she had left to

wrestle the boots BACK

onto his feet again.


Helping him into his coat, she asked,

'Now, where are your mittens?'He said,

'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots...'



She'll be eligible for parole in three years.

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