Many A Young Bambi Eaten
We were in a very French restaurant in the middle of France once, my niece and nephew were sat with us aged about 7 & 5, the waiter knew some English & we probably knew even less French but there was something on the menu we couldn't work out what it was, so we asked in a broken combination of French/English - his reply (and you have to say it in a very heavy French accent), looking at the kids was - "I'm sorry, all I know how to say it is Bambi"
BAMBI