You make me feel so completely inadequate, I would probably have to get up before I went to bed to do all that you do with porridge, my basic two scoops with milk left to soak overnight then nuked for two and a half minutes in the morning as I in a bleary state, give the birds dog food, the cat parrot food, and the dogs a banana, before slurping my case hardened porridge whilst attempting to physically turn the pages on the paper by swiping them in kindle fashion.