Sorry, you are quite right it might not be the solution for your difficulties but it is correct in terms of how drug therapy works.
Side effects are sometimes caused, or at leat worsened, by the fact that when you take a drug, it is absorbed and causes a rise in blood concentration of the drug which is then metabolised over time causing that level to drop. The more rapid the rise and drop and the higher the rise and the further the drop the more likely the side effect. A steady state level of the drug in the blood stream is more likely to be tolerated and actually work better. The slow release formula aims to help by not causing the rapid rise but, in the case of metformin, half of it is still metabolised within six and a half hours so there is still a considerable rise and fall in blood concentration and that is further alleviated by splitting the dose. Splitting into two doses is the general recommendation but splitting into four produces much more of a steady amount of drug in the blood stream and theoretically fewer side effects due to the swings of blood level. Some slow release drugs do last 24 hours and some drugs are metabolised more slowly allowing for less frequent dosing but not metformin.
Like I said it may not work for you for myriad reasons but taking 2g once a day is the dosing strategy most likely to produce side effects and overcome the benefits of the slow release formula.
They put me on 500mg twice a day and wanted me to go to 1g but the running to the toilet side effect stopped me increasing my dose and helped me focus on a diet and lifestyle solution which fortunately has proved sufficient for me. I just take one a day now and I don't even know i have taken it anymore.
I hope your visit to the quack is profitable and you get the results you wish for today. Best of luck