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Pura Vida

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents:-

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What's up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid...

Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the

hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "

Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. " So I went

inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."

Moral: Never give a man a job for which he is not qualified.

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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday.

So I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.00.

Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.


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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am.

Can you believe that! 2:30 am?

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.

I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

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An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has traveled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain.

It came as no surprise to learn his name was "Bindair Dundat"