A My Name Is Alice and ...

[SaskiaKC]

A my name is Alice and I have an Aardvark named Arrietty and we live in Andalusia where I assemble accordions

 

[Arab Horse]

My name is Barbara and I live in Briton and I have a Burmese cat called Bella and I build bridges.

 

[Robbity]

My name is Clarabelle, I live in Crete with a canary named Corky and I create chaotic clutter

 

[kewgirl]

My name is Delilah, I live in Dusseldorf with a dog named Dasher and I don't do dancing.

 

[SaskiaKC]

E my name is Elspeth, I have an echidna named Enrique, we live in Ecuador and I educate expats about the economy.

 

[Diakat]

My name is Frederica, I live in Florence with a flamingo called Flo. I dance the fandango in flowing frocks.

 

[Robbity]

My name is Glenys, and I live in Goring with a gorgeous goat named Gertie, and I generally grow grapes in my garden with great gusto

 

[SaskiaKC]

H my name is Honoria and I live in Honolulu where I drive my Hackney horse to a hansom cab for hire.

 

[kewgirl]

My name is Inga and I live in Iceland where I teach islanders indiginous ice-skating.

 

[SaskiaKC]

J my name is Jackie and I live in Jackson with my jackalope Jason and I judge Jack Russell Terriers who misjudged the speed of Jaguars.

 

[porl69]

My name is Paul, I live in Pontypool, I have a parrot and I like to get DRUNK

 

[SaskiaKC]

K my name is Katie and I live in the Kalahari. I have a Kudu named Kielbasa and we kick goals for the Kalahari Kinkajous.

 

[kewgirl]

My name is Libby and I live in Lithuania. I have a llama called Lionel who likes to lick lollipops.

 

[Arab Horse]

My name is Minnie Mouse and I manage a motel in Madagascar with macaws in the melon trees and mermaids making music in the marshes.

 

[SaskiaKC]

N my name's Naomi and I live in Newcastle with my Newfoundland, Norbert, and I like to nosh on nectarines and noodles but nuts are more nutritious.

 

[Robbity]

My name is Ottilie and I live in Ottowa with an utterly obnoxious otterhound named Otto, and often recline on an OTT ottoman overpoweringly perfumed with ottars.

 

[SaskiaKC]

P My name is Prudence and I live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania with my pachyderm Priscilla and I pick peaches and pluck petunias while Priscilla prances in parades.

 

[Arab Horse]

I am quite queer, my name is Queenie, love quinces and having quarrels with others; I play quoits quite often

 

[Robbity]

My name is Queenie and I live in Queensferry with a queer querulous quail named Quincy and I'm quite good at quilting, dance a quirky quickstep, and quickly solve quizzes involving the letter Q...
ETA but wasn't quite quick enough to post before @Arab Horse

 

[Robbity]

I'll do R instead...

My name is Regina, and I live in Rawalpindi with a raucous raven named Roscoe and a ravenous Rottweiler named Reuben;
I regularly rescue retired racehorses and relax by reading randy real life romances (and I'm not really called Robbity...)