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- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
Aphorisms
("A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise
or clever observation or a general truth")
1.
The nicest
thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.
2.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness
will make him wag his tail.
3.
If you don't have a sense of humor you
probably don't have any sense at all.
4.
Seat belts are not as confining as
wheelchairs.
5.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep water.
6.
How come it takes so little time for a child
who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who
wants to stay out all night?
7
Business
conventions are important because they demonstrate
how many people a company can operate without.
8.
Why is it
that at class reunions you feel younger than
everyone else looks?
9.
Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent
job.
10.
No one has more driving ambition than the
teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
11.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get
more publicity.
12
There are worse things than getting a call
for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number.
13.
No one ever
says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14.
I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a
nap.
15.
Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way
you're going to like it.
16.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not
everybody has the same size bucket.
17.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll
have thousands of old ladies running around with
tattoos?
18.
Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's
more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a
Ford.
19.
After 60, if you don't wake up aching in
every joint, you're probably dead.
20.
Always be yourself because the people that
matter don't mind and the ones that mind don't
matter.
21.
Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a
gift.
And REMEMBER....
"POLITICIANS
AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON"
("A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise
or clever observation or a general truth")
1.
The nicest
thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.
2.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness
will make him wag his tail.
3.
If you don't have a sense of humor you
probably don't have any sense at all.
4.
Seat belts are not as confining as
wheelchairs.
5.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep water.
6.
How come it takes so little time for a child
who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who
wants to stay out all night?
7
Business
conventions are important because they demonstrate
how many people a company can operate without.
8.
Why is it
that at class reunions you feel younger than
everyone else looks?
9.
Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent
job.
10.
No one has more driving ambition than the
teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
11.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get
more publicity.
12
There are worse things than getting a call
for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number.
13.
No one ever
says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14.
I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a
nap.
15.
Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way
you're going to like it.
16.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not
everybody has the same size bucket.
17.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll
have thousands of old ladies running around with
tattoos?
18.
Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's
more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a
Ford.
19.
After 60, if you don't wake up aching in
every joint, you're probably dead.
20.
Always be yourself because the people that
matter don't mind and the ones that mind don't
matter.
21.
Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a
gift.
And REMEMBER....
"POLITICIANS
AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON"
