Australia Day Lamb Advert.

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Because of political correctness there is no lamb advert on television this year.

Up The Workers! said...

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead!
It followed her to school each day
Between two bits of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father was disgusted!
He shot it dead
And carved it up
And ate it with some mustard.

A lamb advert from several years ago.

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Mary had a little lamb,
She ate it with mint sauce.
Now everywhere that Mary goes
the lamb goes too, of course!

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear.
I've seen Mary's little lamb
But I've never seen the other one.

Mary had a little bear
To whom she was most kind,
And everywhere that Mary goes
You see her bear running along beside her.

Mary had an iron cow
She milked it with a spanner;
The milk came out in shilling tins
With small ones for a tanner.

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as soot,
And into Mary's bread and jam
Its sooty foot it put.

Mary had a fat old ram
That gorged on grass and clover.
It tried to jump a five-barred gate
But couldn't quite get over.
 
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