I woke up yesterday with a high temperature and throwing up. It occurred to me last night these could be covid symptoms since I was still coughing after the throwing up had stopped. So, online to order a covid test.
Filled in the (endless) form, they had my name, address, home phone number, mobile number, nhs number, ni number and double checked my postcode. Did I get a test? No. They 'couldn't electronically identify' me.
For the love of fuzzy ducks, what more do they want ? Fingerprints? Iris scan?
I've tried the phone number, and all I get from then is if I can't pass the electronic id I have to attend a local test centre.
I can't get to the local testing station without going on public transport, and even then they don't accept you if you don't drive up in a car. I offered to hijack a bus if they'd lend me a gun, but that didn't go down well.
I give up. I may or may not be transmitting covid. The nhs/government won't let me find out.
Filled in the (endless) form, they had my name, address, home phone number, mobile number, nhs number, ni number and double checked my postcode. Did I get a test? No. They 'couldn't electronically identify' me.
For the love of fuzzy ducks, what more do they want ? Fingerprints? Iris scan?
I've tried the phone number, and all I get from then is if I can't pass the electronic id I have to attend a local test centre.
I can't get to the local testing station without going on public transport, and even then they don't accept you if you don't drive up in a car. I offered to hijack a bus if they'd lend me a gun, but that didn't go down well.
I give up. I may or may not be transmitting covid. The nhs/government won't let me find out.