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Points of enlightenment
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its
limits.” – Albert Einstein
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right
now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” – Andy
Borowitz
“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go
home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to
each other.” – Ann Landers
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” –
Ashleigh Brilliant
“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are
already born?” – Benny Hill
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or
leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” –
Casey Stengel
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.” – Dave Barry
"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its
government.” – Edward Abbey
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people
die past that age.” – George Burns
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its
limits.” – Albert Einstein
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right
now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” – Andy
Borowitz
“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go
home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to
each other.” – Ann Landers
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” –
Ashleigh Brilliant
“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are
already born?” – Benny Hill
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or
leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” –
Casey Stengel
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.” – Dave Barry
"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its
government.” – Edward Abbey
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people
die past that age.” – George Burns
