Good excuse to buy a bottle of Vodka

WeeWillie

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Outrageously expensive, but did you know that...


1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
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2. To clean the sealant around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the sealant, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.
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3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
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4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
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5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
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6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
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7. Add a small glass of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. Straight vodka gets rid of nits too.
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8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
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9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a press-seal freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
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10 .. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
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11 .. To relieve a fever, use a washing cloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
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12 .. To cure foot odour, wash your feet with vodka.
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13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
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14 .. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
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15. Swish a shot of vodka or whisky over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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The Management accepts no responsibility for any ill-effects experienced by those rich and daft enough to waste their money experimenting with the said use of vodka.
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MCMLXXIII

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Its also the "cleanest" alcoholic beverage out there apparently, so you could actually drink it if you like:grin:

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Superchip

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Cheap Whisky !
Finally some positive news to consume, as I do , a decent amount of Vodka !
And before you ask I AM daft enough and RICH enough to drink as much as I want.
Keeps me going !

Cheers, Nostrovia ( check spelling ) ! about a bottle ( 70 cl ) a day.....

Don't lecture me , send vodka......

SuperHic............GLA

P.S Willie, it is not expensive, but the cheap **** ! works well !
 

mo1905

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Alternatively, buy some Mr Muscle bathroom cleaner AND bottle of vodka. Drink the vodka whilst cleaning with Mr Muscle !


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WeeWillie

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MCMLXXIII said:
Its also the "cleanest" alcoholic beverage out there apparently, so you could actually drink it if you like :grin:

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Yeah, it cleans your insides out if you over imbibe, MCMLXXIII . :lol:
Actually I didn't know "it was the cleanest alcoholic beverage out there". (you learn one every day)

Superchip said:
Finally some positive news to consume, as I do , a decent amount of Vodka !
And before you ask I AM daft enough and RICH enough to drink as much as I want.
Keeps me going !

Cheers, Nostrovia ( check spelling ) ! about a bottle ( 70 cl ) a day.....

Don't lecture me , send vodka......

SuperHic............GLA

P.S Willie, it is not expensive, but the cheap **** ! works well !
Aaaaarg...Nostrovia!!!!!!
Stick to your Vodka *Superchic.
Or should that be *SuperRichHicChic :D

Here's a bottle of Smirnoff for you.
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If the image appears upside down, then for goodness sake get yourself sober. :D


mo1905 said:
Alternatively, buy some Mr Muscle bathroom cleaner AND bottle of vodka. Drink the vodka whilst cleaning with Mr Muscle !


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As with Tracyplum, I like your suggestion, mo1905. :thumbup:
 

Jim H

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Do you notice in summer the grass grows long fast? There is a good solution to that.

Pour Vodka into a watering can, top the can up with water. Then Sprinkle onto the lawn.

It works great.


When the grass grows, it grows half cut! :D