An elephant cannot jump and is the only mammal besides humans to have four 'forward facing knees'.
I think the dolphin is the only mammal bedides humans for self gratification.
A dog does not recognise it's own reflection.
Miners used to take budgies into mineshafts to tesy for gas before the davy lamp.
This is memory-based, I've forgotten more than I can remember.
It's impossible to lick your own elbow.
You've just tried to.
Oh fables and **** facts, fun. So much better for not googling.
How many anims did moses take aboard the ark....?
None it was noah!
Why did the sun blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Poor poor poor. I wish there were a dirty joke forum.