Knock Knock jokes

[Robinredbreast]

Knock knock

Who's there ?

Isobel

Isobel who?

Isobel necessary on a bike

 

[Robbity]

I remember learning that one from my grandad - probably over 65 years ago! And I still think it's one of the better knock knock ones.

It's also a sort of family joke as Isabel/Isabella has been a family name over at least three generations.

Robbity

 

[Robinredbreast]

Knock knock

Who's there ?

Lettuce

Lettuce who ?

Lettuce in it's cold outside ( brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr )

 

[Marvin]

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
Sonia Boots, I can smell it!

 

[Marvin]

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas Girls shouldn't climb trees.

 

[Robinredbreast]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Aida

Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

 

[izzzi]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

 

[izzzi]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

 

[Randburg]

Knock knock

Who's there ?

Isobel

Isobel who?

Isobel necessary on a bike

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE

JESABEL

JESABEL WHO ?

JASABEL IS NECESSARY ON A BYCYCLE

(That's also about 65 years old)

 

[eddie1968]

knock knock
who's there ?
Madame
Madame who ?
Madame feet are sore let me in !

 

[izzzi]

Knock KnockWho's there
Ears
Ears who
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you


Knock KnockWho's there
Egg
Egg who
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door

 

[Robinredbreast]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any more mince pies ?

 

[eddie1968]

These jokes are DEFINITELY getting lamer lol lol

 

[Robinredbreast]

These jokes are DEFINITELY getting lamer lol lol

 

[Kathryn_Southern]

Lame? Here are a couple of more 'Knock Knock' jokes that are so bad that they're good!

• Knock Knock, who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
• Knock Knock, who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
• Knock Knock, who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.
• Knock Knock, who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
• Knock Knock, who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl?

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock, who's there?

Mr Wood

Mr Wood who?

Mr, would you please open the door, it's cold out here!

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Miss Givings

Miss Givings who?

Misgivings about staying outside.

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there

Serious miss

Serious miss who?

Serious misgivings about staying outside a moment longer!

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doug

Doug who?

Dug my way out of prison only to find this wretched door in the way!

 

[Andrew S]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mr Punch

Mr Punch who?

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