Knock Knock jokes

Andrew S

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Type 2
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Carol

Carol who?

Carol Singer
 

Andrew S

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103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
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Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

We two kings

We two kings who?

We two kings of Orient are
 

Andrew S

Well-Known Member
Messages
103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Mr King

Mr King who?

Missed a king out of the last joke
 

Andrew S

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103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Ray

Ray who?

Raise me up I can't reach the bell!
 

Andrew S

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Messages
103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

That's him
 

Andrew S

Well-Known Member
Messages
103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

A doctor

A doctor who?

A doctor a day keeps the apple away!
 

Andrew S

Well-Known Member
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103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Witch doctor

Witch doctor who?

You can choose
 

Andrew S

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Messages
103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
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Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Terry

Terry who?

Terrible knock knock joke
 
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Type of diabetes
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Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Noah

Noah who ?

Noah any good restaurants we can eat at
 
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Messages
18,448
Type of diabetes
Type 1
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Insulin
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Bullies, Liars, Trolls and dishonest cruel people
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?
 
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izzzi

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Type 2
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Diet only
Knock Knock Who's there
Dummy
Dummy who
Dummy a favour and go away
 
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izzzi

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Type 2
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Diet only
images
 
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eddie1968

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3,661
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Type 2
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Pasta, sorry to me it's vile, yeuch lol (and full of nasty carbs)
Knock knock
who's there ?
Dai
Dai who ?
Dai betes
lol (cringe). Good Welsh one lol
 

eddie1968

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Type 2
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Pasta, sorry to me it's vile, yeuch lol (and full of nasty carbs)
Knock knock
"Go away"
lol, hyperglycemia joke there
 
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Andrew S

Well-Known Member
Messages
103
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Dislikes
Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
Knock knock

Who's there?

Rapper

Rapper who?

Wrap around shades
 
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