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Very Bad Things
Animated man bag.
This one can move when you least expect it, particularly in the middle of the night. It slips off the varnished kitchen chain...
Collection of containers.
Collection of container lids.
This does not mean the lids fit the containers.
No, not that kind of dolly.
This one is for shifting heavy weights around. The sort of heavy weights anyone might have in their kitchen,...
A pile of receipts. Unstable.
Blinded by the light. For the next 5 months
As the grey sun rises over the sleepy hamlet, nestling in noxious effluent gases of a northern outpost, the Jedi Master's young...
This could be sooo hot.
Return of the Jedi
A Jedi master comes back into the house, with a loaf of bread, a newspaper, a packet of ciggies and a...
Pirates of the Caribbean
An assortment of ganga-impaired acned teenagers waste their lives away surreptitiously attempting to transfer borrowed...
and famously covered in chocolate with a honeycomb centre.
North by North-West. Triumphant story of an arctic explorer whose left leg was...
Last Tango In Paris. Story about a man who gets bored with orange flavoured fizzy drinks and decides to switch to Vimto. In Paris, Texas.
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. Hilarious film about exploding flying cats.
Get Carter. Definitely not the remake.
The Cat and the Canary. I'm not all that bothered about the second part, to be honest.
A Zed and Two Noughts. Peter Greenaway. As in "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her lover". Good film too.
I love piggies, AND sausages of course. Snorkers. Good-oh!
XXX, again. Never seen it. Don't know if it's got babes, chocolate, space ships or cats. Let me know pls.
The Vengeance of She. No, not about Margaret Thatcher. But close.