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If your mum falls into one of the categories given in post No 4 (or their present day equivalents as this is an old thread and some of the terms may have changed) then she qualifies....otherwise, I'm afraid not. Its not the diabetes that brings the benefit, but the means test.

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Be patient..... cellulitis can take weeks (even months) to clear up, and may require several hits with powerful antibiotics to conquer it. To give you some idea: when I had it some time ago the doctor used to draw a line around the boundary of the inflamed areas with a felt tip pen, just so...

I guess that's what the automotive trade would call a "cut and shuNt" !

This is NOT a medical opinion, but it is my experience and advice having had prostate problems myself for about six years. My brother was diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer some six years ago (by the way, he is at present fit and well!). As I was experiencing some problems...

I have just one suggestion re: quinoa: DON'T EVEN GO THERE! IT'S VILE!

But we ARE like everyone else! The triage system is there to prioritise, and those operating it are much better equipped to do so than the waiting patients, however dreadful they (the patients) feel. What gets up my nose is the people who clog up the system by dialling 999 for trivial things...

I agree, I am not defined by my diabetes....most of the time! But if I happen to be in a diabetes related crisis, then its much quicker and easier to say "I'm diabetic" than "I'm a person with diabetes". I really don't see what all the fuss is about and can't understand why some people are...

As has already been said, the NHS will not attempt to access any electronic media presented to them by a member of the public, due to the risk of infection by malware; so memory stick type medical records and similar gadgetry are USELESS. I once bought one, thinking it was a good idea, and...

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