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No worries. I stupidly fell off a rope swing in the woods messing about with my kids last Tuesday. Managed to dislocate and fracture my left ankle. 2 surgeries later and they discharge me Friday. Start being sick Saturday, back in hospital Sunday with DKA. Ta da!!!! I'm not really having a good...

Can't run. They got me good. Am swift on crutches now but my cannula is still in the crook of my elbow so can't use em

No worries about blood. I think we're going to just melt them in gunk lol. Id offer to do it but I'm still on crutches so haven't got a free hand

I'm sure one is even covered in soap?!?!?

I got transferred to a different ward but yay I get to stay. Although looking at some of the occupants in my new ward I think they may be some of our escaped room 101 inhabitants

It's what we're here for. A good bout of silliness usually helps me. Right, have we rescued everyone who deserves it from the holding room now?

Think we might have to put you in the holding room for sitting on the fence lol inclusion pending review ;)

Might have got that a bit wrong. Is Mountain Dew that green drink?

Covering stinky armpits in Mountain Dew (or wherever the mentioned perfume was) instead of washing

I'm thinking the same thing :). I'll let you know how Operation Sneaky goes later

I have now. Just had stewed apple and custard for the first time in ages and it was amazing (T1 so I can get away with it sometimes). Fairly sure I'm gonna have an 'unexplained' rapid rise in BS when they take it in an hour only to be equally unexplainable almost ok again in a couple of hours ;)

Thank you. If I wasn't chained to my hospital bed currently I'd be speeding of down the road. I'm getting quite good on crutches now Hope your arm is feeling a lot easier soon x

I have found an ingenenious solution to my teenager problem. In going to make him stay at his Nans for a couple of days. She is 83, has no internet and will drive him mental fussing every 2 minutes

True

I blame the sheep. I was sweet and innocent until they got to me

TBH I think I need to stay. Still feeling wobbly. Will get the handcuffs out

Ew that's gross

If you're bored, try the room 101 thread. We seem to have gone a bit evil mwhahaha

Feeling lot better now thanks but still a bit all over the place. Drs fighting nurses now. Nurses want to keep me drs want to get rid ;)

While I'm at it..... Drivers who don't indicate Teenagers that don't get their butts out of bed until 3pm Mums that put those awful elasticated headband things on baby girls ( is it just in case we don't realise they actually ARE girls) Hairbrushes that fall apart when you date to try and...