Ooh Katherine, he does 1, 2 already, eats a banana and a drinking yogurt for breakfast and then fetches the paper and lets our 3 hens out.
Looking at 4 = :) :) :).
5, good thought but have to insert 4A, buy a dog (consult 15-y-o cat first) :?
6 - 8 :) :) :) but hangonamo, I'd lose my...