A bit fishy

[tigerlily72]

Q. What do you call a tired fish?
A. A Kipper

There were three fish in a boat - a mackerel, a herring and a cod.
The Cod roe'd

Q. What's an eel's favourite dance?
A. The Conger (Conga)

Q. What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A. You can't tuna fish!

 

[SWUSA_]

This is part of a regional cultural exchange program between Jimmy Fallon and Blake Shelton in USA:

I hope you find it as funny as I did!

 

[Duncan57]

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin, one called Christian. They had to constantly watch out for sharks trying to eat them. One day Justin got angry at having to hide from the Sharks and said "I wish I was a shark" just as a magic cod was passing. Quick as a flash the magic cod turned Justin into a Shark. At first Justin enjoyed being a shark but when he went to show his friend Christian what he had be come, he screamed and swam away as fast as he could. This made Justin depressed and he went back to the magic cod and asked to be turned back into a prawn. The cod granted his wish and Justin rushed off to give Christian the good news. Justin banged on Christian's shell house and cried "I'm back. I found cod and I'm a prawn again Christian.