A Scottish Christmas Fairy

[sugarless sue]

SCOTTISH CHRISTMAS FAIRY



I am a little fairy

On tap o' the Christmas Tree

It's no' a job I fancy

Well how would you like tae be me


A tarted up wi' tinsel

It's enough to mak ye boak

An a couple o' jaggy branches

Rammed up the back o' your frock

An' these wee lights a'roon me

I canny get my sleep

An' there's the yearly visit

Fae Santa - Big fat creep!


On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here

While you're a' wirin' in

An' naebody says 'Hey you up there

Could you go a slug o' gin?


It's nae joke bein' a fairy

The job's beyond belief

You've got to go roon' the wean's beds

An' lift their rotten teeth


But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets

An' I've mentioned only some

The very worst is sitting up a tree

Wi' pine needles up yir bum


When a' the fairies meet again

By the light of' the silvery moon

Ye can tell the Christmas fairies

They're the wans that canna sit doon


The Christmas tree's a bonny sight

As the firelight softly flickers

But think o' me I'm stuck up here

Wi' needles in my knickers


So soon as Christmas time's right by

An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer

I'll get awa back tae Fairyland

An' I'll see yous a' next year.

 

[ham79]

Thats ace cheers for the wee taste of Scottish humour :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cugila]

Aye, a gweed tale canna be ower aften taal !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[IanD]

My Christmas sermon last year discussed the significance of the Christmas tree decoration - NOT a pretty girl angel, but a mighty male who struck terror into the minds of the shepherds, or a star, leading the wise men to Jesus.

An internet search yielded a very butch angel as a visual aid :!:

Happy Christmas - & Happy & healthy New Year to ALL.

 

[IanD]

The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers

I attached my angel to the tree using a cardboard tube, to avoid the discomfort your's suffered.