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A Visit To The Doctor....

Discussion in 'Diabetes Discussions' started by bolders, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. bolders

    bolders · Guest

    Patient One : "Hello Doctor, I,m a drug abuser and have been for several years after making a choice "to do" drugs .
    Please can I have regular methodone and a place on a rehab program?"
    Doctor : "We,ll do everything we can to help"


    Patient Two :"Hello Doctor, I,m an alcoholic and have been for several years after making a choice to drown all my sorrows in booze. Please can I have medication and a place on the liver transplant register."
    Doctor : "We,ll do everything we can to help"


    Patient Three :"Hello Doctor, I.m a heavy smoker and have been for several years after making a choice to smoke. Please can I have nicotine replacement therapy and if I give up on that can i have treatment for bronchitis, enphecema, cancer?"
    Doctor : "We'll do everything we can to help"

    Patient Four : "Hello Doctor, I've developed type 2 diabetis and believe I need to test my blood on regular intervals so I know what to eat. Please can I have some test strips
    Doctor : Certainly not!!!! Don't you understand there are people out there who really need our help! Come back in three months. Anyway. You won.t need your eyes if your feet are amputated will you?
     
  2. sixfoot

    sixfoot · Well-Known Member

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    chocoholic · Well-Known Member

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    I think we could all guess where that was heading and sadly, ain't it the truth?
     
  4. moonbeam

    moonbeam · Member

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    We should all print that out and post it to our GP's :)
     
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    Trinkwasser · Well-Known Member

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    "Doctor doctor, I'm allergic to penicillin"

    "Don't ever take it again!"

    "Doctor doctor, I'm allergic to carbs!"

    "Eat more carbs to control your BG"

    hmmm . . .
     
  6. hanadr

    hanadr · Expert

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    I've done a print out for the next time I go.
     
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