Death

Blondie153

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!
 
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MikeZ

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A man dies and appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit? Have you shown courage?”, St. Peter asks. “Well I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “Once I came upon a group of bikers who were bothering a young lady. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So I went up to the largest and meanest one and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and told him, 'Now get out of here!' ” St. Peter was greatly impressed. “When did this happen?” The man replied, “Just a few minutes ago!”
 
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