Diabetes. Masturbation is good for you

[MCMLXXIII]

According to scientists in the Diabetes.co.uk newsletter I received this morning Masturbation may keep Diabetes at bay.
Somehow don't feel I can share it on Facebook though:lol:


http://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2013/Dec ... 19+11+2013

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[Toriana]

I can't help it I've just burst out laughing at this ! Xx

 

[Andy12345]

another piece oh rubbish, i should know... i still got diabetes




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[Squire Fulwood]

One of the consequences of diabetes is erectile dysfunction which has a certain irony to it.

Still, at least Santa's coming.

 

[badcat]

Bet the research was written by a bloke

 

[lovinglife]

another piece oh rubbish, i should know... i still got diabetes




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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Q007]

Bet the research was written by a bloke

Bet the above post was written by a woman! ... Meeeeeoooooowwww.. Lol


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[Q007]

Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.


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[Thommothebear]

I was the only one there with my own hips.

Haha! love it!

 

[Beachbag]

Calm down boys....The research is only saying MAYBE !

 

[Andy12345]

Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[mo1905]

Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.


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One of the best quotes I've read on this forum lol !

 

[Squire Fulwood]

the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night.

Now that gave me a big belly laugh. Maybe I identify with it.

 

[dumpy222]

quote="Q007, post: 453587, member: 73045"]Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.




That has made my day can't stop laughing
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[tomvonc]

According to scientists in the Diabetes.co.uk newsletter I received this morning Masturbation may keep Diabetes at bay.
Somehow don't feel I can share it on Facebook though:lol:


http://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2013/Dec ... 19+11+2013
If this was true, I should have had complete immunity from diabetes from the age of 12.

 

[LittleGreyCat]

Does this {cough} come under self medication?

 

[borofergie]

Semen contains fructose, so maybe if you spill enough of it, it can help reduce your BG levels.

I'll start a new n=1 experiment tomorrow, and let you all know. It might not cure my diabeetus, but I'll end up with right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[jack412]

ahar, that explains why I didn't get diabetes till I was 60 and started slowing down

 

[Pollylocks]

Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.


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....lol funniest post I've read in here...

 

[paul-1976]

Semen contains fructose, so maybe if you spill enough of it, it can help reduce your BG levels.

I'll start a new n=1 experiment tomorrow, and let you all know. It might not cure my diabeetus, but I'll end up with right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

LMFAO!!!