did you hear about the irish wolf hound
who was chewing a bone
when he stood up
he had only 3 legs
what did the big chimney say to the small chimney
stop smoking
two flies on the door
which one is sick
the one on the panel
two blokes coming home from holidays
the pilot came on the loud speaker
telling people
one engine has conked out
one pal said to the other
if the other one conks out
we will be up here all day
who was chewing a bone
when he stood up
he had only 3 legs
what did the big chimney say to the small chimney
stop smoking
two flies on the door
which one is sick
the one on the panel
two blokes coming home from holidays
the pilot came on the loud speaker
telling people
one engine has conked out
one pal said to the other
if the other one conks out
we will be up here all day
