Limmericks (idea stolen from DAFNE site)

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Anonymous

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There was a young man from Leicester
Who couldn't control his blood tester
Instead of his thumb
He 'took' from his bum
And now it is starting to fester

Any other budding poets out there?
 
Thundercat

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There was a young lady named Flood
Who had glucose too high in her blood
She said "I don't like it,
It's the sweeties that spike it"
So now she's off sweeties for good"

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Spatta

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There was a young yobbo called Vix
Who couldnt control her fix
She liked her sugar
Diabetes got her
And now shes type1 an its sh*t

Haha owh i make myself laugh! Thats about me by the way lol


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Spatta said:
There was a young yobbo called Vix
Who couldnt control her fix
She liked her sugar
Diabetes got her
And now shes type1 an its sh*t

Haha owh i make myself laugh! Thats about me by the way lol


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Enjoyed that... next poet laureate?
 
Spatta

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gezzathorpe said:
Spatta said:
There was a young yobbo called Vix
Who couldnt control her fix
She liked her sugar
Diabetes got her
And now shes type1 an its sh*t

Haha owh i make myself laugh! Thats about me by the way lol


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Lol i think i'll leve that to is it Carol Ann Duffy?


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The was a T2 man called Eddie
Whose breakfast comprised of one Shreddie
To make up for that
He ate a Kit-Kat
And now he is feeling unsteady
 
Spatta

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I once had a bg of 'high'
I once had a bg of 'low'
Didnt matter what i did
Either way they slid
So i threw out the monitor an danced

:D


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There is a Type 1 guy named Mart
Who's sugar levels are way off the chart
Whatever he does
He still gets the buzz
Now he couldn't give less of a fart.
 
Robinredbreast

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There was a young lady from Stoke
But so afraid of the needles, she could not poke
So she asked the postman, the milkman too
But they were all arrested, by the boys in Blue.

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There was a young man called Wyatt
Who went on a low-carbo diet
He lost so much weight
With the food that he ate
That now he is nowhere in sighat
 
Spatta

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I stare at my blood glucose meter
I look at the meal i'm about to eater
Its pasta and starchy
With a few chips to party
And think of the insulin malarky!!


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There was a young lady called Gail
Wanted camel's filling her pail
She pulled at the teat
Then leapt to her feet
The camel turned out to be male
 
Spatta

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There was an old man named Bruce
Who's belly was the size of a house
He looked down at his feet
But couldnt see past his weight
And all he could do was just eat!


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IanD

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A T2 young lady called Ruth
Was searching to find out the truth
She said I've tried DUK
But I'm quite out of luck
My BGs still go through the roof.

She said, are they wrong, or just barmy?
The advice that they give does alarm me
For what they advise
Seems a big pack of lies
They recommend carbs that just harm me.

I'll search on the co uk forum
And take the advice from a quorum
Low carb is so good
I enjoy all my food
And my BGs are so well-controlled that when I keep telling my friends & family I just bore-em.
 
IanD

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Where are you all???

It seems that the muse has departed
Soon after this thread has been started
Although every verse
Can only get worse
Surely you're not all downhearted?
 
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Well I am, at least, still here
There's really is no need to fear
I'm sure that other others
Our 'sisters' and 'brothers'
Are following up from the rear
 
Robinredbreast

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There was a Type 1 diabetic
Who didn't look very athletic
To the Gym he was sent,
stood sideways to Instructor Brent,
and said " Ooohhh you're much too thin",
so decided to mark him absent.

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