I t's no good Snowy, I know what you're trying to do. You're one of them PSYCHO's aren't you. You want me to submit to your mind power games. Well it ain't gonna work.
You want to stop using that shampoo. Look whats happened to your lovely blonde hair. (makes note to oneself....................get Snowy some Oil of Ugly for those 42, nearly 43 yr old wrinkles)
(quick Ady, think of a chat up line)..................They're not wrinkles Gorgeous, just merely laughter lines
Marks up another point in the good book
The tartan is Great Scot @Robinredbreast , finally remembered.
I thought you were kidding when you said Great Scot but it is actually a known Tartan colour. Well done for remembering.
