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Very rich and successful father of three is on his death bed surrounded by his three sons. He calls the first son over and asks him
"What do you want to achieve once I have gone"
His son says " Father I would like to own my own global production company"
His father then writes his son a cheque for 5 million pounds and says "There's 5 million to get you started"
He calls his second son over and asks him the same question.
His son says "Father I would like to be the greatest pioneering heart surgeon in the world"
His father then writes him a cheque also for 5 million pound and says "'There's 5 million to get you started"
He then calls his third and final son over and asks him the same question.
His son says "Father I want to be a pig farmer"
His father gets off his deathbed and kicks him right in the b............ks
His son drops to the floor in excruciating agony grabbing his groin and moans "Why did you do that" and his father replied
"You want to be a farmer, well there's 2 acres to get you started"
"What do you want to achieve once I have gone"
His son says " Father I would like to own my own global production company"
His father then writes his son a cheque for 5 million pounds and says "There's 5 million to get you started"
He calls his second son over and asks him the same question.
His son says "Father I would like to be the greatest pioneering heart surgeon in the world"
His father then writes him a cheque also for 5 million pound and says "'There's 5 million to get you started"
He then calls his third and final son over and asks him the same question.
His son says "Father I want to be a pig farmer"
His father gets off his deathbed and kicks him right in the b............ks
His son drops to the floor in excruciating agony grabbing his groin and moans "Why did you do that" and his father replied
"You want to be a farmer, well there's 2 acres to get you started"
