YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

jeenie1940

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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway -but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)




3. Add 5




4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..If you haven't , add 1758.




6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number






The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).



The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.


Hershey Man knows all! :lol: 8)
 

graham64

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It does work Jeenie thanks for reminding me how old I am :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Your ex-friend,
Graham
 

sugarless sue

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graham64 said:
It does work Jeenie thanks for reminding me how old I am :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Your ex-friend,
Graham

At your age you may forget anyway ,Graham, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

graham64

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At your age you may forget anyway ,Graham, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I had but thanks to Jeenie and her thread :evil: :evil: :evil:
 

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It worked Jeenie!! Come on folks...you're as old as you feel!! The figures ..age.. are just figures. Me I feel 100 today. Totally knackered..... :D
 

totsy

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it didnt work for meeeeeee :(
 

cugila

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I'm supposed to be 109. :shock:

Never did get a message from the Queen.
:?


Edited: Having thought about this one for a bit ? It might just have been better not to have been slurping Cognac at the time, no - that should read sipping ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

hanadr

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Good fun!
It worked!