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Paddy and
Mick
Paddy and
Mick were walking along a street in London . Paddy looked in one
of
the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign
read:
"Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £3.00 each, Trousers £4.50
per pair".
Paddy said to his pal "Mick look at these prices!
We should buy a whole lot
of those, and when we get back to
Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when
we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking 'cause
if
they hear our accents, they might think we're thickos from
Ireland and try
to screw us. I'll put on me best English
accent?.
"Roight ye are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I
will. You do all da
business" said Mick.
They go in
and Paddy said in a posh voice "Hello my good man. I'll take
50
suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £3.00 each, and 50 pairs of
trousers at
£4.50 each. And oy’ll back up me truck ready to load
'em on, so I will."
The owner of the shop said quietly
"You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
"Well...... yes" said a
surprised Paddy. "How did you know?"
The owner replied,
This is a dry-cleaners."
Mick
Paddy and
Mick were walking along a street in London . Paddy looked in one
of
the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign
read:
"Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £3.00 each, Trousers £4.50
per pair".
Paddy said to his pal "Mick look at these prices!
We should buy a whole lot
of those, and when we get back to
Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when
we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking 'cause
if
they hear our accents, they might think we're thickos from
Ireland and try
to screw us. I'll put on me best English
accent?.
"Roight ye are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I
will. You do all da
business" said Mick.
They go in
and Paddy said in a posh voice "Hello my good man. I'll take
50
suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £3.00 each, and 50 pairs of
trousers at
£4.50 each. And oy’ll back up me truck ready to load
'em on, so I will."
The owner of the shop said quietly
"You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
"Well...... yes" said a
surprised Paddy. "How did you know?"
The owner replied,
This is a dry-cleaners."
