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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

MCMLXXIII said:
Things I would like to put in room 101..

Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal":mad:
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Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
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Excuse, me, sorry to bother you, but what have Canadians ever done to deserve that ? Sorry, thank you :)

Send the buggers to France. Or just room 101.


Signy
 
Wimps.

It's a perfectly respectable Italian cheese. Made with cow or ewe's milk (which is a little odd) but made as if it was hung over your horses back. For ages, apparently.

Wonder wot it tastes like...
 
I thought of trying some. Just for scientific reasons, you understand, but when I saw there are various varieties of 'stagianato' I decided to give it a miss. Enough stagnating grub in my fridge since I have begun serious Newcastle dieting again.
 
Brunneria said:
Wimps.

It's a perfectly respectable Italian cheese. Made with cow or ewe's milk (which is a little odd) but made as if it was hung over your horses back. For ages, apparently.

Wonder wot it tastes like...
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I thought they looked like horses delicate parts. Or the bits leftover from a gelding.
 
Pipp said:
I thought they looked like horses delicate parts. Or the bits leftover from a gelding.
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Yes, that was my first impression too.

Very disappointing to discover the real contents.

You know I have to see if I can buy some now, don't you?
Sometimes I wish my insatiable curiosity was resistable. But it isn't.
I have tried (O, how I have tried) to resist.
And there's no point.
It always wins.
 
Brunneria said:
Yes, that was my first impression too.

Very disappointing to discover the real contents.

You know I have to see if I can buy some now, don't you?
Sometimes I wish my insatiable curiosity was resistable. But it isn't.
I have tried (O, how I have tried) to resist.
And there's no point.
It always wins.
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Buy some, but feed it to someone else.
 
MCMLXXIII said:
Things I would like to put in room 101..

Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal":mad:
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Def X factor and oh jeeeeez it's back soon. Will have to have a word with the guy who does the bookings for hubby's band to make sure he gets plenty of Saturday gigs then I won't have to complain all the way through it. And I won't have to keep telling who's doing what and what's happening in the new Scandi drama on BBC4 because he's reading the paper instead of subtitles
 
Can stupid sayings go in? Two prime examples -
"There's no such thing as can't" - yes there is, for example a shark can't drive a car and an elephant can't use a cashpoint
And my personal favourite, when I misplace something some wonderfully insightful person will impart the following information -
"It'll be in the last place you look" thanks for the info Sherlock, I was going to carry on looking for it after I found it...........
 
Pipp said:
So, are you saying it is ok if your own dog tries the leg humping stuff?
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Well I suppose that's up to the owner ..it's possible some might not mind the unwarranted sexual attention

I've only mostly had female dogs ... though sometimes they would hump eachother which I understand is a sign of dominance.

But mostly it's a male thing ..... canine or otherwise .... even Mr T can't contain himself when I bend over for something .. school boy humour never goes away, doesn't matter how old they are (or how large my backside gets!)
 
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