I Stand at the door

[Randburg]

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the
back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked.'

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are! Pass it on

'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov.17:22)

 

[Arab Horse]

Yes, innuendo is better than outright filth!!!

Man comes home from work and says to his wife "Someone at work told me that the milkman had been with every woman in the road except one". Wife "Bet it's that skinny cow at number 24"