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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 1431595" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong>hero</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/x-apple-data-detectors://7" target="_blank">On January 9th</a>, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.</p><p></p><p>George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"</p><p></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p></p><p>She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"</p><p></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p></p><p>While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"</p><p></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p></p><p>So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"</p><p></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p></p><p>"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."</p><p></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p></p><p>It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 1431595, member: 131793"] [B]hero[/B] [URL='http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/x-apple-data-detectors://7']On January 9th[/URL], a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" [U] [/U] She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" [U] [/U] While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" [U] [/U] So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" [U] [/U] "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." [U] [/U] It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. [/QUOTE]
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